Archive for May, 2016


  Advice For College Grads


To new grads:
Don’t take any advice
Without a ton of salt
Especially from me.

So, you want to go
Into journalism?
Well, first grab
Your forearm.
Pinch it.
Then take out
Your wallet.
Feel it.
That’s your future
As a journalist.
You’ll have to be
Thick skinned and
Be satisfied with
A thin wallet.


It does no good
To piss and moan.
It’s better to just
Drink your beer
And piss.