THE CHUNKY MOUSE By David Allen Moe the mouse was the slovenly sort, always looking for a way out of sharing food he found in the food factory. Which is what brought him to Minnie’s Court. “This is the fourth time this week that you’ve been caught in your solitary chow downs,” She said. “What say you?” “I didn’t think there was enough meat for everyone,” Moe burped. “Well, I’m afraid you’re fired,” Minnie said. And Moe was escorted away. Some days later, a woman in Elwood learned about Minnie’s l love of puns when she opened a can of Campbell’s Chunky soup and bit into Moe’s shoulder. He had indeed been canned.
